I'm a prick. I'm just going to warn you now.

I say what I want, about just about anything I want. I don't do politically correct, kid-gloves, or sugar-coating. I don't expect those things from other people, so I don't offer them. Do unto others, and all that.

I'm also routinely foul-mouthed, insensitive, and judgmental. Oh, and a hypocrite. A BIG hypocrite. Deal with it.

That said, I tend to be funny (or so I'm told) and I'm a writer, so I don't often do short. Hope you find it interesting... but if you don't, it's a big Internet. Have fun!